Tag: funny
group name: dumpanything
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August 29, 2008 02:27 PM EDT --
Hey everyone! I saw these cell phone stories on my aol mobile page & thought I'd share them with you. You can click on the links to read more about each story. Some of them are strange and some . . .
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October 18, 2008 11:17 AM EDT --
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the . . .
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November 18, 2008 09:48 AM EST --
A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of
going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck)
partying with the boys.
When he . . .
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January 29, 2008 03:18 PM EST --
My son says the funnies things sometimes. He calls skunks "stunks." He loves our local pbs station and he calls all the shows on that channel "DDS kids". What are some of the funny . . .
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March 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my . . .
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March 27, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
Beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
Worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It . . .
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April 03, 2008 12:12 PM EDT --
Who's the Boss?
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers . . .
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June 06, 2008 09:01 PM EDT --
There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.
He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!'' . . .
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February 25, 2008 03:12 PM EST --
Subject: Calmness In Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice I heard on . . .
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November 19, 2008 10:21 AM EST --
This Thanksgiving 2008, marks the 61st anniversary of the National Thanksgiving Turkey presentation. Live Thanksgiving turkeys have been presented to presidents since the days of Abe Lincoln. . . .
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June 08, 2008 04:10 PM EDT --
A friend sent this to my email. Thought I'd share the lil chuckle. =)
TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd . . .
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July 10, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
Any word, name, item, object, anything that starts with an "i" is the game.
Please post one at a time, thank you my dear friends. Have fun.
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July 10, 2008 07:47 PM EDT --
Names, words, objects, anything that starts with a J, is the game.
Please post one at a time.
Thank you my friends.
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July 11, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
This was in my email this morning....:)
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July 15, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
My recent Love 'poems' article was funny, BUT what are your 'poems?? The first line has to be 'roamntic', the second line should not be.... ( I can't wait to hear Janie's:) . . .
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July 16, 2008 07:43 AM EDT --
I finally found a copy of Evelyn Waugh's "The Loved One" on e-Bay. I saw this when it was first released in 1965. It came out on VHS in 1989, but I could never locate a copy. . . .
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August 06, 2008 09:56 PM EDT --
I lie awake...........
I lie awake waiting for you.
As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. . . .
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November 10, 2008 08:51 AM EST --
This was in my email, it's an oldie but a goodie. =)
History's Worse Typo
A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old . . .
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October 17, 2008 11:58 PM EDT --
I received this in my email. It's an oldie, but a goodie.
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. . . .
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November 13, 2008 01:36 PM EST --
Email FWD: Today is International Disturbed People's Day Today is International Disturbed People's Day A friend sent this to my email.. =) She thinks she knows me so well.. lmbo~ So kewl a day . . .
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