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March 14, 2008 07:26 AM EDT -- I received this image in an email from a friend.  Apparently it was taken at our local town park.  more
Thoughts On Exercise
by Jill D.
views: 25 | rating: 10 | comments: 7
March 17, 2008 11:14 AM EDT -- From an email I received: Walking can add minutes to your life. This  enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000  per month. My grandmother . . . more
Quotations about Dogs
by Jill D.
views: 6 | rating: 10 | comments: 5
March 06, 2008 07:15 AM EST -- "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -Anonymous "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." . . . more
February 04, 2008 09:29 AM EST --  1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ..     The finance committee refuses to provide funds for     the purchase of a chandelier because none of the     . . . more
Great Truths..
by Sandy A.
views: 63 | rating: 10 | comments: 35
November 05, 2008 02:23 PM EST --                                 GREAT TRUTHS . . . more
A Vampire bat *humor*
by Melanie B.
views: 25 | rating: 10 | comments: 18
October 17, 2008 11:58 PM EDT -- I received this in my email. It's an oldie, but a goodie. A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. . . . more
September 03, 2008 09:24 AM EDT --   Using my amazing abilities to warp the time-space continuum (and proving once again I have too much free time on my hands) I created an alternate universe in which the current political campaign . . . more
The Magician and the Parrot
by Adair K.
views: 37 | rating: 10 | comments: 20
June 06, 2008 09:01 PM EDT --   There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!'' . . . more
APB on God (from my e-mail)
by Adair K.
views: 42 | rating: 10 | comments: 29
June 06, 2008 09:08 PM EDT --   A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred . . . more
The Pastor's Cat
by Sandy A.
views: 52 | rating: 10 | comments: 31
July 17, 2008 11:54 AM EDT -- The Pastor's Cat This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day. Whoever said . . . more
June 08, 2008 04:10 PM EDT -- A friend sent this to my email. Thought I'd share the lil chuckle. =) TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN    1st woman:   Hi!  My name is Wanda.  2nd . . . more
June 18, 2008 04:21 PM EDT -- Extremely important information that all God-Fearing Americans should know about Barack Obama! Learn the truth by clicking this link! Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book . . . more
Fresh Salad with Body
by Shekinah C.
views: 4 | rating: 10 | comments: 1
June 02, 2008 01:14 AM EDT --       Look closely at the package. Just below the words Fresco Lavado.....     . . . more
August 11, 2008 09:25 AM EDT -- It's not that he cheated on his wife.  I'm too jaded to be worried about some stupid guy that can't keep it in his pants.  The fact that a powerful politician cheated on his wife . . . more
January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST -- I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight Shaving takes less time . . . more
Lie Detector
by Jill D.
views: 14 | rating: 10 | comments: 5
May 02, 2008 06:57 AM EDT --  John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.     His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.     One day John . . . more
July 16, 2008 07:43 AM EDT -- I finally found a copy of Evelyn Waugh's "The Loved One" on e-Bay.  I saw this when it was first released in 1965.  It came out on VHS in 1989, but I could never locate a copy.  . . . more
November 10, 2008 08:51 AM EST --  This was in my email, it's an oldie but a goodie. =) History's  Worse Typo A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old . . . more
Fruits and Veggies Ditty
by Kay M.
views: 55 | rating: 10 | comments: 33
February 29, 2008 07:31 PM EST -- I'm in love with a juicy tomato But she says we cantaloupe Her mother doesn't carrot all  But her dad thinks I yam a dope    I said " Honeydew you love . . . more
September 05, 2008 10:15 AM EDT -- When last we left our heroes, they had just settled in around the table to begin their game session.  After some brief introductions to the newest player, Sarah, they begin their game.   . . . more
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